The Battle Of Victory Bridge

the day of Sandonian occupation began by the city of phooonopolis

Setup
Phooonopolis Peace Envoys constructed a mighty bridge, connecting the glorious utopia of Phooonopolis and the backwards shithole of the Sandonian Peoples' Republic of Houston. This gesture was meant as a gift to the Sandonians, and an offer of friendship. Unfortunately, the Peace Envoys, in their Type-26 Friendship-Enforcement Armour, were mistaken by the primitives of Sandonia for a Phooonopolisian invasion force.

The Charge
The Sandonians responded to the offer of peace by hurling sand and small stones at the gentle Peace Envoys. Luckily, the Peace Envoys soon won over the Sandonians with their charm, charisma and impressive ability to speak the Sandonians' native language of Burrito. The Peace Envoys offered aid to the Sandonians in the form of Tactical Nutrient Transports (TNT).

Phooon Withdrawal
After ensuring that all Sandonians understood that Phooonopolis was a friend, the Peace Envoys returned to Phooonopolis.

The Fall Of Sandonia
Baka52 went batshit and blew up his own country.

Aftermath
Sandonia is as much of a hole today as it always was. The end.